In honor of Valentine’s Day, I thought I would be super lazy and put up a post that I’ve put no real thought into. Kind of like that bouquet of droopy flowers and box of stale chocolates you’re planning on buying at the gas station on your way home to give to your sweetie.
So here are a few rejected candy heart slogans, double-spaced so it looks like I put way more effort into it than I did. And just in case you were wondering, some candy hearts have a lot more writing space than others.
At least for the purposes of this post.
You’re welcome.
I tried to think of a clever caption, but this is just way too awesome to mock.
Rejected Candy Heart Slogans
Be My…Really Good Friend
Marry Mel! Seriously. He Loves U Way More Than I Do.
R-O-L-A-I-D-S
UR My 3rd Favorite Sister Wife
Side Hug Me
UR Such a Nice Guy!
Looking Adequate
UR The Best!!! (I Could Get)
Sweatheart
Cootie Pie
UR the Kris 2 My Kim
1st Five Candy ♥s R Free $2.99 For Each Additional ♥
I LUV U MOAR THAN A FAT KID LUVS GRAVY!!!
Nice Pants!!!
♥ of Pyrite
I Would Sit Thru “Twilight” 4U
U Remind Me of Mother
Cell Mate
Bris Me
I Would RT U Anytime
UR A 7–7.5 Tops!!!
I Luv U Almost As Much As Nickelback Luvs Writing The Same Song Over & Over & Over & Over (Continued on Next Heart)
& Over & Over & Over & Over & Over & Over & Over & Over & Over Again.
Questions:
What are your Valentine’s (or Ferris Wheel) Day Plans?
What would you like to see printed on those candy hearts?
Bonus:
For a beautifully written, much more meaningful take on Valentine’s Day check out my friend Kristen’s post on the holiday.
#LifeInHashtags 
Almost made “Sweatheart” typo just this morning in V-Day e-mail, but spell check saved me. But spell check did NOT save me the night I wrote that I loved her beautiful “beasts”. Damn!
Funny post! 🙂
Thanks for checking out my blog!
ha! He’s baaaaaaaack.
I do and I don’t want to know where you found that candy heart…sculpture…
“Side hug me.” Hilar. Oh the awkward side hug.
My plans tonight involve short denim shorts, hot pink duct tape, and a soccer ball. ha! My soccer team plays on Tuesday nights and since Valentine’s happens to fall on a Tuesday, we thought we’d have some fun with it. If I think about it, maybe I will post a team photo. Also, I’m curious if the guys will show up in denim short shorts. I’m a little nervous about that one…
That just sounds cold.
That’s why the good Lord invented leggings my friend. #nottrueatall
Oh goodness – the side hug just made me laugh and want to cry a little – all sorts of funny bad memories today on that topic (vented on Sharideth’s blog). I guess a “don’t touch me” heart would be in order today then… As for what I’m doing – Tuesdays are my 12 hour day at school, so avoiding a meltdown is what I will be doing.
And as an aside – yay you’re back!
We’ll see how back I am. I’ve not had the time or inclination for much writing as of late.
side hug me.
YESSSSS.
For you, I would come at you looking like I was going for the full frontal hug and then switch to the side hug at the very last second making it that much more awkward. #BecauseYoureWorthIt #Caring
you wouldn’t even have the chance because I always #saveroomforjesus
Kristen. I tip my hat to you.
Well that’s just dandy, Kristen. #SideHighFiveItIsThen
😉
In my opinion, being willing to sit through “Twilight” for anyone is a sign of true love & devotion. That’s like willingly going to the rack.
I’ve watched one Twilight movie (the one with the shirtless, redneck, Native American werewolves), but that was only because it was the Rifftrax version and even that made it barely watchable.
I made this candy heart myself. Eat it to win my love.
I loved the Twilight one as well, although that’s a bridge too far for me. Just so much I want to do.
U must be Jessie’s girl, bc I wish I had you.
(Sorry. It’s the best I could do today.)
You wrote again! I was worried you were dead.
There’s something to put on a heart.
I would eat that heart with pride. #ThingsINeverThoughtIdSay
Look at this photo of #candyheartrejects!
http://lockerz.com/s/183867512
And what’s wrong with “U Remind Me of Mother”?
You’re cool mom, but you aren’t really my type… 😀
: ) Happy belated Valentine’s Day!!
Thanks mom. You too!