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#LifeInHashtagsFanMail

Every once in a while I’ll get a few extra special comments that for some reason don’t make it on to a post.  So in honor of my 25th blog entry, I thought I would take the time to respond to some of this until now unseen-by-the-public reader fan mail. Kitty Pretty&Cute package + Quick … Continue reading

#RejectedCandyHeartSlogans

In honor of Valentine’s Day, I thought I would be super lazy and put up a post that I’ve put no real thought into.  Kind of like that bouquet of droopy flowers and box of stale chocolates you’re planning on buying at the gas station on your way home to give to your sweetie. So … Continue reading

#2011LetterToSanta

Dear Santa, Hey there, Big Guy; how’s it hangin’?  By the chimney with care, I bet.  How have you been?  How did the latest round of elf down-sizing go?  Man, NOBODY’S safe in this economy.  Also, I can’t believe I used the words “elf” and “down-sizing” in the same phrase.  LMFAO Annnnnyway, I’ve been exceptionally … Continue reading

#CliffhangerEnding

Okay, so I know I promised a part 2 for my nicknames blog from Tuesday to be posted yesterday, but I had forgotten that my department at work was moving to a different part of the building and that took most of the day leaving me no time to write on breaks. Unfortunately for you, … Continue reading

#FillerPostLikeNickelbacksWholeCareer

So what do you do if you want to write a blog entry, but are completely stuck for ideas? If you’re anything like me you kind of just spout random, awkward, one paragraph thoughts until you have approximately 500-600 words for what is usually labeled a “stream of consciousness” entry.  Throw in a couple of … Continue reading