In honor of Valentine’s Day, I thought I would be super lazy and put up a post that I’ve put no real thought into. Kind of like that bouquet of droopy flowers and box of stale chocolates you’re planning on buying at the gas station on your way home to give to your sweetie.
So here are a few rejected candy heart slogans, double-spaced so it looks like I put way more effort into it than I did. And just in case you were wondering, some candy hearts have a lot more writing space than others.
At least for the purposes of this post.
Rejected Candy Heart Slogans
Be My…Really Good Friend
Marry Mel! Seriously. He Loves U Way More Than I Do.
UR My 3rd Favorite Sister Wife
Side Hug Me
UR Such a Nice Guy!
UR The Best!!! (I Could Get)
UR the Kris 2 My Kim
1st Five Candy ♥s R Free $2.99 For Each Additional ♥
I LUV U MOAR THAN A FAT KID LUVS GRAVY!!!
♥ of Pyrite
I Would Sit Thru “Twilight” 4U
U Remind Me of Mother
I Would RT U Anytime
UR A 7–7.5 Tops!!!
I Luv U Almost As Much As Nickelback Luvs Writing The Same Song Over & Over & Over & Over (Continued on Next Heart)
& Over & Over & Over & Over & Over & Over & Over & Over & Over Again.
What are your Valentine’s (or Ferris Wheel) Day Plans?
What would you like to see printed on those candy hearts?
For a beautifully written, much more meaningful take on Valentine’s Day check out my friend Kristen’s post on the holiday.