Random Thought #1:
I’m not married or even dating anyone at the moment, (with the current moment lasting 3 years and 3 days as of today) but I am going to be attending the Love & Respect marriage conference taking place tonight and tomorrow morning in Franklin, Tennessee and run by my Internet friend Joy Eggerichs’ parents.
To meet chicks, obviously.
Also because I’m hoping to pick up some tips for the old Future Ball and Chain. I’m guessing the first tip is probably going to be, “Don’t refer to your wife as the old Ball and Chain.”, but until I see that in writing, I’m going to assume that it’s cool.
Random Thought #2:
In the movie The Sixth Sense, Bruce Willis’ character is dead almost the whole time. Also, Haley Joel Osment has no idea that despite his brilliant performance in this and other movies around the same time period, puberty would not be kind to him and he would soon fade into semi-obscurity and not look nearly as adorable as an adult.
Random Thought #3:
If Hermione spent an entire school year going back in time and repeating hours in order to attend all of her classes in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban she would have aged at least a year in my estimation. How come the Trace on her didn’t break at the end of the 5th book instead of the end of the 6th?
Also, how totally lame and sad is it that little kids who read these books think that one day they could get a letter to Hogwarts?
Random Thought #4:
I think we need a new unit of time; a Kim Kardashian Marriage or KKM for short. 1 KKM would equal 72 days. For instance, this joke is .042 KKMs late to the Kardashian Bashing Party.
Random Thought #5:
If somebody ever asked me what I would do for a Klondike Bar, I would tell them that I would go to the grocery store and purchase one. But I would really have to be in the mood for a Klondike bar (which doesn’t happen often) and the store would have to be out of Ben & Jerry’s Americone Dream.
What are some random thoughts you have had today?
What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?
On a more serious note, I’m still pretty new to this whole blogging thing; what kinds of things would you like to see me write about? Also, is there anything about this blog that you would like to see me change/work on? Basically, I’m taking requests. Not “Fire & Rain” or “Freebird” though.