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#HowISpentMySummerByMattGates

Well, I know it’s been awhile since I’ve written anything, but in my defense, I’m extraordinarily lazy.  What can I say?  If slothfulness were an Olympic event, I’d lose because I’d never even make it to the stadium.  Either that, or I’d totally win due to not showing up and they’d have to ship the … Continue reading

#ThreeYearsSmober

Believe it or not there was a time not that long ago when I used to be cool… …suave… …and dead.  Effing.  Sexy. *Yeah, not really.  And to this day, I still can’t remember why I took a picture of myself coughing after a bad drag. But after spending most of the first decade of … Continue reading