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#RejectedCandyHeartSlogans

In honor of Valentine’s Day, I thought I would be super lazy and put up a post that I’ve put no real thought into.  Kind of like that bouquet of droopy flowers and box of stale chocolates you’re planning on buying at the gas station on your way home to give to your sweetie. So … Continue reading

#2011LetterToSanta

Dear Santa, Hey there, Big Guy; how’s it hangin’?  By the chimney with care, I bet.  How have you been?  How did the latest round of elf down-sizing go?  Man, NOBODY’S safe in this economy.  Also, I can’t believe I used the words “elf” and “down-sizing” in the same phrase.  LMFAO Annnnnyway, I’ve been exceptionally … Continue reading

#FillerPostLikeNickelbacksWholeCareer

So what do you do if you want to write a blog entry, but are completely stuck for ideas? If you’re anything like me you kind of just spout random, awkward, one paragraph thoughts until you have approximately 500-600 words for what is usually labeled a “stream of consciousness” entry.  Throw in a couple of … Continue reading

#LoveAndRespectAndHorticultureOhMy

How was your weekend? Really?!  Uh huh, uh huh…Wow!  And the Zimbabwean ambassador never knew that you had borrowed his Rolls Royce to go drifting?!  Awesomesauce!  High five! Well gee, now my weekend sounds kind of lame in comparison… I started it off by attending a Love & Respect marriage conference (I was working undercover) … Continue reading

#StreamOfConsciousnessFriday

Random Thought #1: I’m not married or even dating anyone at the moment, (with the current moment lasting 3 years and 3 days as of today) but I am going to be attending the Love & Respect marriage conference taking place tonight and tomorrow morning in Franklin, Tennessee and run by my Internet friend Joy … Continue reading