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#KillerTribesWasWAYBetterThanMaimingCoterie

Last weekend I was privileged to be able to attend ‘The Killer Tribes Conference:  Based on the Novel “31 Days to Finding Your Blogging Mojo” by Allain‘. Although the conference name was a little long and somewhat self-indulgent for my taste, the content that was shared by the speakers was outstanding.  I’m still processing a … Continue reading

#LifeInHashtagsFanMail

Every once in a while I’ll get a few extra special comments that for some reason don’t make it on to a post.  So in honor of my 25th blog entry, I thought I would take the time to respond to some of this until now unseen-by-the-public reader fan mail. Kitty Pretty&Cute package + Quick … Continue reading

#ImGonnaNeedMoreDuctTape

I am not a handy person. I’ve been staring at a pile of cull* plywood and 4 foot sections of landscaping posts lying on the floor of my office/guest bedroom/recording space/love bodega for the past two weeks thinking “Now what?”. Now what, indeed. I know what I wanted to make out of it, but as … Continue reading

#GivingBackToSociety

Dear Readers, I must apologize, but I’ve been remiss in my blogging duties.  Recently I discovered through my site stats that somebody came to my blog desperately searching for an answer to a problem that I know we’ve all faced at one time or another.  I feel kind of bad that I had not as … Continue reading

#RejectedCandyHeartSlogans

In honor of Valentine’s Day, I thought I would be super lazy and put up a post that I’ve put no real thought into.  Kind of like that bouquet of droopy flowers and box of stale chocolates you’re planning on buying at the gas station on your way home to give to your sweetie. So … Continue reading

#ThreeYearsSmober

Believe it or not there was a time not that long ago when I used to be cool… …suave… …and dead.  Effing.  Sexy. *Yeah, not really.  And to this day, I still can’t remember why I took a picture of myself coughing after a bad drag. But after spending most of the first decade of … Continue reading

#PostHolidayWrapUp

Sorry for the light posting as of late, but the combination of being out-of-town for a couple of weeks during the Christmas season plus being in a food coma for most of December has made it really difficult for me to put on my humor hat. And then after I got home from my trip, … Continue reading

#2011LetterToSanta

Dear Santa, Hey there, Big Guy; how’s it hangin’?  By the chimney with care, I bet.  How have you been?  How did the latest round of elf down-sizing go?  Man, NOBODY’S safe in this economy.  Also, I can’t believe I used the words “elf” and “down-sizing” in the same phrase.  LMFAO Annnnnyway, I’ve been exceptionally … Continue reading

#AnticipationIsTheBestSpice

This is part two of a post I started on November 15th and meant to finish the following day, but the break-in at my duplex plus the busy holiday season combined with some unexpectedly strong seasonal depression (could really use some prayer for that for those of you that are so inclined) really put a … Continue reading

#AndNowTheConclusion

When we last saw our hero at the end of Part I, he was abandoning his cats to the possibly violent depredations of a burglar whom he was sure was hiding behind the almost closed door of the front bedroom and was just about to call the police. So now, may I present to you, … Continue reading