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#RejectedCandyHeartSlogans

In honor of Valentine’s Day, I thought I would be super lazy and put up a post that I’ve put no real thought into.  Kind of like that bouquet of droopy flowers and box of stale chocolates you’re planning on buying at the gas station on your way home to give to your sweetie. So … Continue reading

#PostHolidayWrapUp

Sorry for the light posting as of late, but the combination of being out-of-town for a couple of weeks during the Christmas season plus being in a food coma for most of December has made it really difficult for me to put on my humor hat. And then after I got home from my trip, … Continue reading

#2011LetterToSanta

Dear Santa, Hey there, Big Guy; how’s it hangin’?  By the chimney with care, I bet.  How have you been?  How did the latest round of elf down-sizing go?  Man, NOBODY’S safe in this economy.  Also, I can’t believe I used the words “elf” and “down-sizing” in the same phrase.  LMFAO Annnnnyway, I’ve been exceptionally … Continue reading

#BRAAAIIIIIINNNNSSSS

I can’t believe I shaved my arms for this. Wait.  What? You heard me. I went all out for Halloween this year and unfortunately that meant the removal of some body hair that otherwise would have caused me a great deal of pain at the end of the night.  It took me about 20 minutes … Continue reading