#HowISpentMySummerByMattGates

Well, I know it’s been awhile since I’ve written anything, but in my defense, I’m extraordinarily lazy.  What can I say?  If slothfulness were an Olympic event, I’d lose because I’d never even make it to the stadium.  Either that, or I’d totally win due to not showing up and they’d have to ship the … Continue reading

#SeriousSaturday

Haha.  Man, I totally fooled you!  I bet you thought I had a new blog post here.  Well I don’t.  Someday maybe, but I’ve been super busy lately with stuff…and other stuff. In the meantime however; let me point you over to my friend Heather Summers’ blog and the guest post I did for her … Continue reading

#KillerTribesWasWAYBetterThanMaimingCoterie

Last weekend I was privileged to be able to attend ‘The Killer Tribes Conference:  Based on the Novel “31 Days to Finding Your Blogging Mojo” by Allain‘. Although the conference name was a little long and somewhat self-indulgent for my taste, the content that was shared by the speakers was outstanding.  I’m still processing a … Continue reading

#CancerSucks

Cancer sucks.  We all know this.  More than likely we all know somebody who has been ravaged by this terrible disease.  Some have managed to beat it, but some have unfortunately succumbed after fighting the good fight. Cancer sucks.  I’ve been extraordinarily blessed in that neither side of my family has much susceptibility to cancer … Continue reading

#LifeInHashtagsFanMail

Every once in a while I’ll get a few extra special comments that for some reason don’t make it on to a post.  So in honor of my 25th blog entry, I thought I would take the time to respond to some of this until now unseen-by-the-public reader fan mail. Kitty Pretty&Cute package + Quick … Continue reading

#ImGonnaNeedMoreDuctTape

I am not a handy person. I’ve been staring at a pile of cull* plywood and 4 foot sections of landscaping posts lying on the floor of my office/guest bedroom/recording space/love bodega for the past two weeks thinking “Now what?”. Now what, indeed. I know what I wanted to make out of it, but as … Continue reading

#GivingBackToSociety

Dear Readers, I must apologize, but I’ve been remiss in my blogging duties.  Recently I discovered through my site stats that somebody came to my blog desperately searching for an answer to a problem that I know we’ve all faced at one time or another.  I feel kind of bad that I had not as … Continue reading

#RejectedCandyHeartSlogans

In honor of Valentine’s Day, I thought I would be super lazy and put up a post that I’ve put no real thought into.  Kind of like that bouquet of droopy flowers and box of stale chocolates you’re planning on buying at the gas station on your way home to give to your sweetie. So … Continue reading

#ThreeYearsSmober

Believe it or not there was a time not that long ago when I used to be cool… …suave… …and dead.  Effing.  Sexy. *Yeah, not really.  And to this day, I still can’t remember why I took a picture of myself coughing after a bad drag. But after spending most of the first decade of … Continue reading

#PostHolidayWrapUp

Sorry for the light posting as of late, but the combination of being out-of-town for a couple of weeks during the Christmas season plus being in a food coma for most of December has made it really difficult for me to put on my humor hat. And then after I got home from my trip, … Continue reading